10 Years already?

So my high school reunion is coming up this Saturday. I'm torn...not as to whether or not to go. Paola already made that decision for me (her husband's reunion is the same day, so I am now Paola's date).

No, the question is whether to tell the truth, or embellish my life. Do I admit I just finished school this past January, or have I spent the last 5 years in Antarctica? Am I actually a double-PhD in astrophysics and quantum mechanics? Do I travel the world saving puppies?

In the end, I'll probably just go with the truth. Heck, maybe I can even convince them my job really is just like CSI, complete with resident Warrick (mmm).